Current Emergencies.

• I'm nearly out of mermaid stickers.
• I don't have enough store credit to buy the mermaid journals at 2nd and Charles.
• My birthday has passed, and I must live without eating carrot cake twice a day.
• I can't buy all the sparkly makeup in the world (especially this).
• I'm not automatically getting thin.
• I won't see Phantom until March.
• My black eyeliner is transferring.
• The Phantom refuses to sing to me through the mirror on my door.
• Terrence Mann never wrote me back.
• The Handmaid's Tale is over. Until NEXT YEAR.
• Rain has soaked the ankles of my jeans. Shudder.
• I can't find my Beauty and the Beast sweatshirt (edit: Josh found it).
• I won't be going to Disney World any time soon.
• Mail doesn't come on Sundays. Mail is the original Chick Fil-A.
• I look forward to mail, and then, it's bills.
• I'm terrible at painting my nails.
• I can't say essential words like giraffe, kimono, and mischievous.