You Can't Help Loving Me for This.

• I snort when I laugh hard.
• I tend to get in people's way, and you have to move me.
• I leave literary character sticky flags all over the place.
• I'm oblivious to anyone paying me attention in public.
• I merely tolerate diet soda.
• I can listen to a current-favorite song on repeat, repeat, repeat.
• I analyze and dive into movies.
• I never put milk in my cereal.
• I'm a bit of a pen snob.
• I still have a beloved 2001 issue of YM Beauty.
• If I love it, I buy it in multiple colors. 
• I sing and dance far more than some would call necessary.
• I write lowercase a's and 2's two different ways.
• I buy another set of Sparkle Pop for my pen drawer each time I go to Target.
• I have three versions of Phantom on my iPod.