Whoa, I'm a Mother!

The evidence:

• One of the cupholders in my car holds a bottle of hand sanitizer and a pack of Wet Ones.
• One type of angel is someone who gives us a pack of Wet Ones when we're cleaning Oliver's vomit out of the car.
• Whenever I need to move something, I put it in a Pull-Ups box--it has handles!
• My glove box is stuffed with pretzels, Goldfish, and other snacks.
• I am on constant snack duty.
• Instead of a coffee table, I have a Thomas table.
• I find toys in my shoes.
• My stretch marks are like battle scars from 13 months of breastfeeding.
• I buy two jars of pickles every week and orange juice by the gallon.
• I know which fruit snacks are best (Welch's).
• Every time I turn off the lights, a sound puzzle rumbles or barks.
• I hide my books under blankets to avoid destruction.
• I spend perhaps 1/3 of my grocery money on foods my child *might* eat.
• I get excited about receiving Kleenex wipes in a surprise box.
• Half of my little purse holds a change of clothes for Oliver.